You're so nebulous sometimes
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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