I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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