Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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