So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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