Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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