i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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