New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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