Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize