I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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