love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?