Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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