Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sponge bath it is.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.