Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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