He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
