Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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