Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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