I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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