Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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