He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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