A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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