I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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