sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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