Is it because I queefed?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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