is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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