we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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