im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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