No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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