Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Boobs are out for the taking
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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