Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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