Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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