My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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