maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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