just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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