I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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