found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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