never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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