No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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