Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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