Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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