just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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