He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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