That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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