Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i will never coherently bang her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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