Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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