She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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