You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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