She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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