Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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