is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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