This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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