it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You made out with two different species that night
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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