Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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