well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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