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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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