Sry I called you an 8
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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