I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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