Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
