stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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